Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
how do flat chested girls get laid?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Randomize
