It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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