dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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