i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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