i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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