Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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