she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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