So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
