ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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