we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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