Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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