Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
