You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
