Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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