I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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