I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Even my vagina gasped.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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