plz talk dirty to me
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize