omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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