is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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