In the future we'll all be gay
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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