So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
