me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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