My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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