Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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