I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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