U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
