It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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