I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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