Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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