I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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