lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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