So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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