Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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