he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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