Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
