lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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