Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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