we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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