Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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