OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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