it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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