But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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