he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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