Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
In other news, I just burned my penis
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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