glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Randomize
