His pubic hair was longer than his dick
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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