I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
time to smoke my breakfast
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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