Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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