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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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