And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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