But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
This house was built for laser tag.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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