I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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