I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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