Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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