i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i think i have two assholes
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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