When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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