I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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