white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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