I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
PANTIES FOUND
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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