apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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