Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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